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THIS IS THE BEST FINANCIAL ADVISE YOU WILL GET FOR ALL YOU BULLS OUT THERE WHO ARE STILL OPTIMISTIC, AS I AM HERE TO BOOST YOUR MORALE AFTER YOU JUST KEEPS GETTING BASHED BY THE MERCILESS BEARS!
The baby bulls are right, bitcoin is going to $100k alright, except that they forgot to add the "-" sign before the $ sign.
Make sure that Coinbase is paying you to buy that f'ing dip when the time comes!