I had a dream that it was going to be exactly like this

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Um... I can't really expand on this because it came to me in a dream. It'll be wacky for sure.
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Hmm... playing the markets today, I'm turning a bit bullish from here, but there's nothing to say that after everyone gets their fill of equities at sale prices it won't keep going lower -- I'm hesitant to hold overnight is what I'm saying
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I usually try not to tell you what to do -- too crowded there. I'll point out what price points/trends/patterns the pros are looking at and let you interpret what that means for your portfolio.
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