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ME: I would ask you to sit down, but you’re not going to anyway.
ME: And don’t worry about the stock market.
YOU: What stock market?
BOOM.
ME: That stock market.
YOU: How did you Know.
ME: Ohh, Whats really going to bake your noodle later on is… would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything….
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