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Very interested in gold for the first time everNo this is not a late-night commercial on fox news. Gold has the potential to go back into a long-awaited price discovery pending the ability for the price to follow an INTRA-YEAR cup and handle pending the break to the upside of 1800. So take your eyes off Tucker Carlson and watch Gold. BUY BUY BUY GOLD Just kidding, all Joking aside with new unprecedented levels of inflation in Global currencies Large capital firms are buying up stockpiles of gold so go buy some doubloons and hope for a steady payday. I'll be selling around the 3k area but that just because I'm tired of this stuff taking up space in my safe. Do what you want but I for one am sinking my entire IRA into gold more jokes, trade safe -The staff at the soup kitchen
TVC:GOLDLong
by SoupKitchenManagement
🌟 Russian Trading Wisdom with a Vodka Shot of Humor! 🇷🇺🍸☕️📈Priviet Traders! 🚀 Get ready for a hilarious journey with me, the FXPROFESSOR, as I dive into the world of trading with a Russian twist! In my latest video, I embody a quirky Russian analyst who lives by the motto: "Have patience, the Kremlin wasn't built in a day." 🏰⏳ But wait, there's more! I spice up my trading session with a unique blend of coffee and vodka, proving that the best trading strategies come with a little fun! 🍸☕️ 👀 While analyzing those mesmerizing 1-minute candles, I'll take you through an uproarious 'altcoin strategy' that you won't want to miss: "Buy everything so you don't miss any pumps!" 💰🚀 This strategy is all in good fun, reminding us not to take the crypto world too seriously. And what's a Russian-themed trading session without some foot-tapping Russian music? 🎶 It's all about feeling happy, having a good laugh, and perhaps learning a thing or two along the way. favorite Russian song: www.youtube.com Exclusively you also get the Ultimate ALTS strategy: 🚀 "Buy Everything! Never miss a Pump again" 💸🌐 So, sit back, enjoy the show, and remember, trading can be as enjoyable as it is profitable! 🤣💹 One Love, The FXPROFESSOR ♡ Remember, while laughter is a great asset in life, serious strategy and research are your best allies in navigating the crypto markets. 😉 this is just for fun, don't start drinking vodka!
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by FX_Professor
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BBIG -- Zooming Out Lots of chatter on fintwit and discord over the past few weeks about BBIG... I'll spare you the backstory, and assume you've stumbled upon this chart purposefully. You know there's a merger, and you probably hoped last week was going to bring "more meaningful news!" and thus, "upwards price action!" "Tiktok!" they told you! Valuation! Billions of dollars! 7! 10 even!! Or at least that's what MrZack and his hairless lizard-person arms promised you. Sorry, nope. OptionsWolf cut the party short and reminded everyone there was a gap-fill owed around 3.50-3.70 and now bag holders are floating above 4.0 wondering, "wait, we still owe a lower gap fill move... right??." Well let's zoom out and look. This idea tracks patterns trend lines on the weekly chart, while flagging upcoming expiry dates. It may be a lazy man's POV (read: I ate a weed gummy), that volume will increase as the expiration date approaches (which will, in turn, affect the momentum of the price action). Actually never mind, BBIG's historical volume data supports that thesis. Also, did I mention there are still "catalysts" on the horizon? Despite the fact that no shiny valuation number came out on 6/24/21, the merger IS still on and the valuation WILL come out at some point. I expect the Zash/BBIG folks to milk every last drop of pump they can from "merger anticipation" hype. That means BBIG will grind higher and head back up to test resistance at 6 and IMO, I think it should break through. But also this isn't financial advice and who the fuck am I, anyway? I'm still holding profitable options, but I hedged on my commons and I may reload if I get a dip toward 3.75 again. I don't believe in the company, and generally think social media is poison. But also I love it, etc etc. patrick
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by psc230
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Under the hood of RIG with an eye toward 7/16big brain time, fintwit... How is WISH going to deliver orders without oil and boats or whatever?! Spoiler alert: they're not. Enter: RIG (honorable mention: SHIP) At heart, I guess RIG is an oil play. As usual I'm going to spare you the deep RIG backstory and assume that you found this idea because you've already done some research of your own. There's been a lot of insider buying happening with RIG recently and it looks like the chart is in a nice pattern too. Don't forget, none of this is financial advice and I'm on my second June Shine of this Sunday afternoon. Moving on. In my perfect genius opinion, a FAVORABLE CHART + INSIDER BUYING reflects positively on the probability of RIG breaking out above 4.80 and fighting for 5.00 before the July 16 options expiry date. I threw up some options data as well, I probably won't update those numbers past today (Sunday 06/27/21), so do your own DD. Anyway, you guys are my best friends. Bye.
NYSE:RIG
by psc230
Bitcoin is Pulling a Storm Trooper FormationThe last few weeks we have seen this happen several times. So the likelihood this is just another scam wick is high in my opinion. More interestingly, we may have some new interesting formations starting to form, like the double diamond and double H&S. (Use your imagination) If you found this interesting, please be sure to hit the like button. Thanks for taking the time to read this idea. This is definitely not financial advice.
GEMINI:BTCUSDShort
by AfterlifeTrading
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