BTCUSD Articles like this one below always crack me up. The supposedly 'unhackable, self-custodial' Bitcoin dream kinda falls apart when your wallet gets phished and drained in five minutes.
And now the U.S. is building a strategic reserve of confiscated Bitcoin, made out of the supposedly 'impossible to confiscate' holy Bitcoin 😂.
Fairy tales meet reality. Honestly, I’ll take a bank with insurance, customer support, and a password reset button any day. HODL that. 😂 😂 😂
📉 According to the CertiK report, crypto hacks in the first half of 2025 have already surpassed 2024’s total losses, with $2.47 billion stolen, and wallet breaches alone accounted for $1.7 billion. So yeah, the irony writes itself.