NVDA Ok. The whole market is fine just a Deep Seek lie reaction. Trump’s treasury secretary said the market sell off is not from Trump’s tariffs, rather due to Deep Seek. Yes, you heard that correctly. Trump is not to blame.
Trump didn’t knock $8 trillion off the market—he yeeted it into the financial stratosphere like a bad Apprentice contestant. Wall Street didn’t just fall. It tripped, rolled down the stairs, caught fire, and somehow got sued by Trump halfway down.
He didn’t blow the trumpet—he launched a full-blown Mar-a-Lago mariachi band, and the global economy started salsa dancing off a cliff. And the wild part?
He’s still tuning the instruments. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Make Recession Great Again.”
NVDA Anyone who held on is truly a hero and clearly has strong faith in these corporations. I’m currently down $60K. I’m sure in a few months they’ll come out and say, ‘We’ve reached an agreement and saved the stock market!’ I’ll let you be the judge of it. Either way, have a good weekend—I feel your pain. GOOGLAMZNAVGO