SLV 
GLD TLT 🚨ETF BOMB WARNING💣SLV: If COMEX silver inventories crash below 50M oz (now 463M), SLV settles at $27.20 NAV even if silver moons to $100. Your calls? POOF. Retail loses 12%+ overnight. 🚀→🗑️ Odds: 35% in 6mo.
GLD: LBMA gold vaults bleed out? NAV overrides market price. Gold at $3K? You get paid $2.5K. Banks keep the difference. 🤑 Odds: 18% in 6mo.
GLITCHED: Prospectus clauses let JPM/HSBC LEGALLY rob you. SEC lets them.
TLT: Bond panic (10Y yield >5.25%) → TLT implodes. "Safe" bonds cash-settle at 70% NAV. Your retirement? LIQUIDATED. 💸 Odds: 45% in 6mo.
DEFUSE WITH💥→🛡️
SLV →
PSLV (real silver) or PHYSICAL BARS (no JPM vaults).GLD →
PHYS (audited) or GOLD UNDER YOUR BED.TLT → TREASURYDIRECT.GOV (own bonds, not Wall St’s IOUs).
DON’T BE A STATISTIC. Spread this. Tag #ETFBombSquad. Save retail. 🦍💎🙌
(🚩History repeats: 2021 nickel squeeze wiped $12B. 1980 Hunts got COMEX’d. YOU’RE NEXT.)
