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COIN Coinbase’s AI "Fix" – Another Shell Game to Dodge BlameCoinbase claims it’s solving account freezes with "machine learning upgrades" and in-app tools—but this isn’t progress. It’s a calculated deflection.
Let’s be clear: AI doesn’t create trust issues—people do. Coinbase had rules, policies, and procedures before. Yet employees (in-house and third-party) chose to ignore them, breach user trust, and trigger lawsuits and investor flight. Now, they’re pretending an algorithm can clean up the mess.
Here’s the reality:
Machine learning doesn’t fix human corruption. It just shifts responsibility from executives to code. When the next freeze (or breach) happens, they’ll blame "model errors" instead of the humans who designed or manipulated the system.
AI is a compliance placebo. Tossing "smarter algorithms" at the problem lets Coinbase look proactive while avoiding real accountability—like firing bad actors, overhauling internal oversight, or compensating users they’ve harmed.
This isn’t innovation. It’s risk laundering. And when it fails (again), don’t expect apologies—just another round of buzzwords and scapegoats.
The Real Reason Coinbase is "Fixing" Freezes: Liquidity Theater
Coinbase isn’t unlocking accounts out of goodwill—they’re playing financial survival games. After the data breach and investor exodus, they’re scrambling to fake liquidity while quietly screwing over retail users. Here’s how the scam works:
1. The Net-30 to Net-90 Shell Game (Explained for Normal People)
Businesses don’t pay bills the second they get them—they drag it out to keep cash longer. That’s what "net-30" or "net-90" means: Big investors and partners have contracts saying Coinbase must pay them within 30 to 90 days after cashing out.
Your money is their oxygen. When you deposit funds, Coinbase uses them to cover these payouts. If too many people withdraw at once (or big investors flee), they freeze or delay your withdrawals to avoid admitting they’re running low.
This isn’t an accident—it’s by design. Banks do this too, but at least they’re FDIC-insured. Crypto exchanges like Coinbase? You’re the insurance.
2. Investor Exodus: Why the Big Money is Fleeing
When a company has a catastrophic breach (especially if it’s an inside job), institutional investors don’t just get mad—they trigger exit clauses.
Example: Imagine you’re a hedge fund with $50M parked at Coinbase. The terms say you can pull out anytime if they violate security protocols. Then boom—a breach leaks client data, and lawsuits pile up. You’d yank your money immediately to avoid being the last one holding the bag.
Result: Coinbase’s liquidity dries up overnight. Now they’re stuck with net-30/90 payouts coming due and no cash to cover them. Guess whose accounts get "flagged for review"?
3. The SEC’s Role in the Charade
By delaying withdrawals, Coinbase pulls a Ponzi-adjacent trick:
Short-term illusion: Holding your money lets their balance sheet look healthy to regulators. The SEC sees "customer funds on hand" and thinks, "No crisis here!"
Long-term collapse: Eventually, the music stops. Either new suckers (investors) bail them out, or they restrict withdrawals entirely (see: Mt. Gox, Celsius as examples).
4. The Coming Squeeze Play (More Pain Ahead)
Coinbase isn’t "improving"—it’s buying time. Watch for:
"New features" that cost you. Free services will vanish behind paywalls. ("Two-factor authentication? That’s a $4.99/month Premium feature now.")
Withdrawal delays dressed as "security upgrades". Anyone get an email recently about security fixes which may delay things somewhere around a month from now? Sounds like that "Net 30" i spoke of. Your $1,000 transfer takes 14 days "for your protection" (translation: "We’re waiting for deposits to cover it.")
Aggressive loan pushes. "Waiting for your cash? How about a Coinbase Loan at 12% APR instead?"
A sudden "compliance hire". Some ex-regulator slapped on the website like a Band-Aid on a gunshot wound.
This isn’t a fix.
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COIN Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong stating that account freezing issues have long troubled users, and Coinbase has now prioritized addressing this problem, reducing it by 82%. Coinbase will continue to optimize the process. If an account remains restricted (not for sanctioned or illegal activity), please DM CoinbaseSupport for priority handling
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